"The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery"________________________________________________________________________________ "The teacher who is indeed wise / does not bid you to enter / the house of his wisdom / but rather leads you to the treshold / of your own mind" (KHALIL GIBRAN)_______________________________________
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lunes, 3 de octubre de 2011
ARTE CON HUMOR
En este enlace vais a encontrar la versión actualizada a estos tiempos de crisis de algunas conocidas obras de arte. Os las podéis descargar además.
sábado, 12 de diciembre de 2009
MIRIAM ALES WISHES WE ALL DIE LAUGHING
Pues si, Miriam nos quiere matar de risa e insiste en que compartamos este video sobre la Nochevieja. ¿Qué te parece?
miércoles, 2 de diciembre de 2009
AMAZING BEAUTIFUL BRIDGES
What's your prefered bridge?. You can choose it in this page. It offers us more than one thousand bridges. Do you have any comments?. Only English, please
¿Alguien entiende lo que quiere decir este chiste?
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
HAROLD: A teacher.
sábado, 21 de noviembre de 2009
CHISTES DE PROFES: Five jokes about teachers
1) Pupil (on phone): My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.
School Secretary: Who is this?
Pupil: This is my father speaking!
2)Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test!
Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!
3) Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?
Pupil: Well...I got up early
4) Little Monster: "I hate my teacher, Mam"
Mother Monster: "Well, then just eat your salad, dear!"
and 5) A professor was giving a big test one day to his students.
He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was
School Secretary: Who is this?
Pupil: This is my father speaking!
2)Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test!
Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!
3) Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?
Pupil: Well...I got up early
4) Little Monster: "I hate my teacher, Mam"
Mother Monster: "Well, then just eat your salad, dear!"
and 5) A professor was giving a big test one day to his students.
He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was
over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one
of the students had attached a 100 Euros bill to his test with
a note saying "Ten Euros per point."
The next class period, the professor handed the tests back out.
The next class period, the professor handed the tests back out.
This student got back his test with a note saying
"Ok, I accept"...and six bills of ten Euros change...
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